8 Funny-Shit Quotes From My Art Show

SO, if you follow me on Instagram you may know that I am having an Art Show at Wimbledon Art Studios right NOW until Sunday.

Oh hey!!!! 

Oh hey!!!! 

Opening your work to the public is one of the most difficult things artists have to do; you won't always be everyones cup on TEA. The world is an amazing place because we all have different tastes; that being said, exhibiting artwork can affect even those with the thickest of skins.

Finding the lighter side is important, SO I've collated my top 8 funny-shit lines from my exhibition so far, hope you enjoy! 

1) 'How do you remove the drips after you've finished your painting?'
BABBEEEEEEE THAT'S A THING I DO PLEASE LIKE IT AND BUY IT SO I CAN PAY MY RENT

2) 'Do you live here?'
Nope, I like to sleep in a bed and shower and stuff

3) 'What's your day-job?'
Sex worker.

4) *4 year old* 'You do know Giraffes are yellow?!'
Are you gna buy it or not?

5) 'The use of colour is 'in' at the moment isn't it?'
I mean yeh, you're right, I suppose painting non-colour is SO last year.

6) 'You don't have any windows in here...'
Yep, guess I'll have to use a gun when that day comes...

7) 'I can't even draw a stick-man.'
You are quite literally the GAZILLIONTH person to say that to me to date.

HOWEVER, without doubt my favourite line has to be:

8) 'I follow you on Instagram' 
Take whatever you want, hun; thanks you're amazing!
 

Seeeeya

Seeeeya

Leave a comment if you've 1) HAD or 2) DELIVERED any funny lines at an art show!

Love, Sophie x